Hello! I hope everyone is having a good week thus far! I know, it’s a bit early to tell, but I always think a Monday morning can really set the tone for the rest of the week. I would be the one to think so, after the week I had prior to this one. I woke up Monday morning with the deepest bags you have ever seen. IKEA bags filled with darkness, heavy like rolls of fat which overhang the skin below. It looked like I was starting my transition into a Disney villain. Evil stepmother, anyone?

And I just waddled around getting ready for work like each eyelid had been stung by a bee, swollen and squinty. It was a mess not even three cups of coffee over the course of thee hours could lift. So that really set the tone for the days to follow. Tuesday I woke up late and missed my bus, so I walked into the office half way through the daily meeting, bedraggled and puffing like I’d run a marathon. Wednesday I fell asleep on the bus home, and had to make two connections to get back home. Thursday instead of packing my water bottle, I packed a bottle of wine. I probably needed it at 10:30am when the customer emails started flooding in, but what an error! Friday brought some respite but I was asleep in bed at 5:30 and missed my regular pandemic call with my friends. It was a week.

So I thought to myself, this has to stop! I can’t be walking around looking like I had just been brought back to life by a particularly kind vampire, or maybe as a zombie. They always look so, well, dead. I want to be among the living. Did you know the proper name for puffy eyes is Periorbital puffiness! My favourite thing about that article is the name for the fat pad underneath your bottom eyelids, suborbicularis oculi fat, or SOOF! SOOF, what a name! Sorry fellas, my SOOF is a little swollen right now, come back later.

Onto Amazon I went, to find the solution to my swollen SOOF. I knew I wanted something cooling, because I usually wake up feeling quite hot around my face. I typed ‘cooling eye cream’ into the search bar, but one of the first results was an eye gel instead. I used to put my aloe vera gel in the fridge in case I got burned, so I though yes! This one even had the ingredient in it! Looked too good to be true, and much cheaper than some of the other options. Here within a day and Saturday afternoon I wasn’t even going to wait until morning. Slapped that sucker right on and aaaahhhhh how nice it felt! By this morning, I am back to princess eyes, rather than villain ones!

And that’s why I’m going to have a good week! Wish you all the same!

I feel like a lot of you have been noticing my articles discussing women’s makeup and things of that nature. Let me just say a few things about why I now talk about women’s makeup before we move forward okay? Just because I’m a guy doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to have an opinion on makeup. Being a guy doesn’t disqualify me from knowing about women’s makeup, of course there’s nothing to say that I’m right about my opinions either but that’s the thing I’m allowed to have an opinion and those opinions can change over time as I learn more about these topics.

How are men supposed to know anything if we’re not allowed to have these conversations. I know may sound a bit preachy but it’s hard not to be when the concerns I have come from people telling me I’m not allowed to comment. I’ll see women who have way too much makeup on for my taste or from time to time just bad application of makeup and when I say something my female friends immediately try to rip me a new one. The argument isn’t whether my opinion is right or not it’s the fact that I’m allowed to have one. It’s all extremely interesting and if I’m wrong about something then you’re free to correct me and explain to me what exactly I got wrong.

The discernment which Amazon makeup primer is the best is really a matter of preference in most cases and that shouldn’t be anything surprising. Surely there’s more than one product that does well in performing what’s advertised on the label. There can’t just be one good concealer or a single actual best foundation out there. What really matters is what’s best for you specifically everything before that criterion is just quality control.

Everything’s going fantastically smooth lately. You know that feeling where you’re concerned that everything might be going too well so something has to go wrong? I’ve been getting that a little bit but it’s probably just my imagination. Hopefully I haven’t jinxed anything by saying it out loud but that’s how it is. Stick around to see how my next article goes!

The modern world’s pace is getting faster and faster and keeping up has become quite the herculean task. For women who work in this fast paced modern world one tasks that may take more effort than anyone that hasn’t done it may think is the morning makeup routine. The morning makeup routine often means that a woman might have to wake up an entire hour earlier or maybe even more just to make sure you don’t run late because you’re getting ready. Here are 5 tips that might help you with the daily struggle.

Tip #1 Cleanse and Moisturize at night

A lot of women don’t take their makeup off when they get home or if they’re tired enough they might even fall asleep just wearing all their makeup. That is horrific for your skin just thinking about makes my skin want to break out. The acne and the cracks and just the general skin problems will have you spending even more time applying foundation the next day. Just clean your face the night before and put on some nice moisturizing cream before going to bed will do wonders for you.

Tip #2 Cheekbone Contouring

A nice quick tip for applying makeup in the morning is to contour your cheeks. Use a darker brown on the upper cheeks about all the way to the bone line. And use a lighter tone right above the bone line. The whole process takes a measly 5 minutes at the most and you end up looking great so definitely worth it.

Tip #3 Keep it simple

Just limit your makeup usage to mascara and lipstick, for a quick fix they provide more than enough depth to have you looking good. Darker toned lipsticks and matte varieties tend to work best for this quick fix. The idea here is that a little bit really can go a long way just adding a touch to your face.

Tip #4 Care for your eyebrows

A lot of women tend to underestimate the importance of eyebrows and constantly pluck them which often leads to skinny looking weaker eyebrows. Stop that. Go get your eyebrows threaded as they are the experts find somewhere you trust and let them do their magic. Now the idea here is that good, full, well maintained eyebrows can actually reduce the need for heavy makeup routines altogether as they help you look gorgeous as is or with very little makeup.

Tip #5 Have the right brushes

Using a single brush may seem like the smarter idea but you’re honestly wasting so much time. Have the right brushes ready for different applications of makeup. Invest in beauty brushes trust me they’re worth it.

Bonus Tip Get an Amazing Setting Spray for Makeup

Setting Spray should be a part of your routine in general already. But if it isn’t pick one up and start working that into your whole routine because it really is worth that little bit of extra time and effort.

I know some of you might be wondering where I’ve been recently. I’ve just got back from an amazing trip around Europe for a few months. It was unbelievable – I had such a great time.

Because of this, the blog hasn’t received much of my attention. I’m hoping to put that straight in the not too distant future though, starting with a new blog post in the next few weeks.

Moving away from beards somewhat, I decided it would be cool to talk about another area within the topic of grooming – hair!

You might be surprised to hear that this is so often overlooked, especially amongst men who like to focus on their beards. I personally subscribe to the belief that hair is as important as facial hair. Your beard can look as pristine as possible, but if your hair looks scruffy then forget about it.

You need the full package, and in this post I’ll hopefully provide my best tips on just how to do that.

If before I got diving into the different waxes and clays I use, it’s important first to touch upon the basics.

To start I feel it’s very important that you invest in a good quality, sturdy hair comb. The kind that will last you for years and years to come. My top tip? Find one created with an acetate mould. These are very sturdy and are pleasant to hold. Unlike a wooden comb, if you inevitably end up dropping an acetate comb there is a very high chance it will survive the fall and not break.

Once you’ve solved that conundrum it’s time to move onto to establishing which product you’re actually going to use in your hair.

The product I find myself coming back to again and again is something called pomade. Most of the time, this can have quite a thick consistency, but my personal favourites are ones that are water based. These have more of a stiff jelly kind of consistency. I’ve always thought that this type is much easier to wash out at the end of the day, and provide as good a hold as any non-water based pomade.            

After rinsing my hair, and using my acetate comb I apply this pomade every morning and slowly work it throughout my hair with the comb. More often than not I go for the classic slick backed look and this product is perfect for helping me attain that. I won’t be changing it any time soon that you can believe.       

I’ve been having an internal battle for the past 30 days or so – Should I stick with my guns, or try and take this blog in a new direction. I’ve decided to switch things up a bit and in the future will be writing about a more diverse range of subjects. Enjoy!

A new day brings a new post. This time round I’m going to briefly touch upon the subject of beard brushing. This is something that has become increasingly important over recent years, especially since beards have become more and more commonplace in the society we live in.

Firstly I want to talk about why brushing your beard is important. If you have facial hair and you’re not consistently or periodically brushing it and keeping it well groomed, then I’ve got news for you…you’re missing out!

There was a time where I didn’t do this either, but let me tell you, my life changed so much once I started combing every morning each day.

For starters, when you wake up in the early hours of the day it’s easy to forget just how scruffy and lopsided your facial hair can look. I’m the kind of person who showers in the evening, so until recently I’d quite often (especially on weekends) wake up, get dressed and leave the house without even looking at myself in the mirror.

This unfortunate set of circumstances would occasionally lead me to receiving some odd looks from people I’d pass in the street. It wasn’t until I’d return home that I’d figure out what all the fuss was about.

Nowadays I make a special effort to stand in front of the mirror each morning, and work out the wildness from my beard. Sometimes I use a comb, but as mentioned above, my favourite tool is a brush. I find this quicker to use, plus it feels great.

Starting at the bottom, I work my way up stroking my trusty utensil outwards in a deep motion. Applying a small amount of oil beforehand also works wonders, and is a great way to distribute it around the hair.

I’ve got a few different types, but without a shadow of a doubt, this is my favourite beard grooming brush to use. I love the sturdiness of the wood, and I’m not quite sure what the bristles are made of, but they feel so good and also do a great job. Take a look for yourself!

Hi again folks.

Are you keeping yourself well groomed now we’re into the new year? November and December are often months where men tend to heavily focus on grooming; but January is important too. In my next article I’ll be discussing different ways you can keep yourself looking fresh in 2018.

New to this whole beard game? Heard about the importance of washing your beard, but unsure of the best way of going about it?

Don’t worry – you’re in the right place as I have the exact science of washing your beard down to a tee.

It all starts with a good night’s sleep. To those who don’t already do this, I encourage you to try and sleep on your back. It’s been scientifically proven that doing this leads to deeper and more restorative sleep. You’ll wake up feeling more fresh in the morning, and will wake up fewer times at night if you’re a light sleeper.

Not only this, but if you have a large beard, sleeping on your back helps maintain it’s shape throughout the wee hours.

Alternatively, if you sleep on your side, and you’re prone to tossing and turning, your beard is naturally going to get roughed up a little bit, making it harder to tame in the morning. So please heed my words and give this a go!

Once you’re up and about, the first step is hopping into the shower. You’ll want to rinse your beard through, then start by applying a wash. This beard wash is my personal favourite. I’ve been using it for years now and I really like the scent.

Add a couple of drops of the wash to the palm of your hands. Rub your hands together to make a lather that covers your whole hand including fingers. Then, starting using your hand to work the wash through your beard. You’ll want to do this for a minute or so.

After that, don’t go ahead and rinse out the wash straight away! It’s best to leave it in a for a minute or two. I tend to use this time to use a different shower product like body gel. After 2 minutes have elapsed, rinse out the wash thoroughly. The warmer the water the better.

There you have it folks. My ultimate guide to using beard wash. I hope you’ve gleaned some useful information from it. Onwards and upwards!